Work Xmas Do's and Don'ts

Do

Drink and be merry.
Complement your boss on what a great year it has been.
Dance with the right person in the right area.
Eat and comment on how good the food is.
Go home and have a pleasant sleep.
Wake up the next day with no regrets or fading memories of horror.

Don't

Get absolutely blitzed and forget your own name.
Throw paper aeroplanes at your boss while also flicking the V sign in his general direction.
Dance on the table to a chorus of 'shake it like a poloroid picture'.
Say 'whats the point of eating when you have fine drink' and spill your dinner all over the person sitting beside you.
Not go home but wake up in a strange house wearing different clothes from those you remember putting on the day before and a pair of fluffy slippers covered with leaves.
Have horrible recollections of dancing with the bosses wife a little too suggestively.