It gets bad in life when....

you find yourself watching greyhound racing on television and pretending to enjoy it by cheering when the dogs get closer and closer to the mechanical hare/rabbit.....I am a great supporter for watching obscure sports on satellite television.....like the other day when I watched 'Bravos' King of sports when one of the events was 'falling and banging your head on a cushion'.....mmm I'm sure having a mild heart attack might help you win that one......