Tuesday, September 28, 2004

The Farm

There is a new relaity television show on Channel 5 (where else) that has placed a variety of C grade celebrities on a farm and challenges them to cope with looking after all the animals for a month or two! Unlike a lot these type shows this one is quite entertaining and features such stars of the stage and screen as Magician Paul Daniels and his wife Debbie Magee (already starting to shuffle cards and do some tricks) and Vanilla Ice (already annoying)....it has made for funny watching!
Funniest part so far has been seeing shamed footballers Stan Collymore proclaiming that 'Black people cannot be racist'? which stimulated a heated argument with the Vanilla man!

Hopefully theres more of this to come!

News Breaking: Just checked the site and it seems Paul Daniels has already dissapeared....leaving due to the friction after the aforementioned argument! See its already catching your attention!


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keep us updated... I dont get 5 in the south. /OT

Ruairi said...

Just checked the news site cause I didn't see it last night and I see that Paul Daniels has been replaced by the most annoying person ever....Terry Christian.....wow!...this is surely going to set it off now!

Ruairi said...

And wasn't I right....he has already had a go winding up Vanilla Ice and the Ice man ain't staying cool!

Ruairi said...

Good ol' Stan Collyflower has been made Farm Manager cause 'he knows all the jobs'....Come on Stanley!

Ruairi said...

lol, Imagine this....Vanilla Ice collecting Bull semen! Isn't that something you never want to see or imagine!

Ruairi said...

Lady victoria Harvey was chopped last night from the Farm.....she has now got a life as a celebrity to continue again.....away from the pleasures of cows and Margi Clarke!

Ruairi said...

Vanilla Ice nearly came to blows with Stan Collyflower last night.....cause Stan called him lazy!....Vanilla Ice stormed off a little upset!.....but he decided to stay and keep working on the farm!